An Ode to Magic Eraser

My kid has written on the wall

Stickers on her favorite doll

Somehow you can remove them all

An Ode to Magic Eraser

Marker on the kitchen table

To get it out you're more than able

Ignore the warnings on the label

An Ode to Magic Eraser

Scuffs all along the stairs

Sharpie when the paper tears

The only other thing that works is flares

An Ode to Magic Eraser

My kids turn the house into a disaster

What the hell is on the plaster?

Dear God, make this day go faster

An Ode to Magic Eraser

And now I have to run to the store

They super glued something to the door

Today alone I have gone through four

An Ode to Magic Eraser

What are you made of - will it make me glow?

A second head, might I grow?

Forget it.  I don't want to know.

An Ode to Magic Eraser

Wait. Just. One. Second. 
There's AN UPGRADED VERSION?????
Stop everything...
I feel a sequel coming on!