I Love You but For Fuck Sake....

Post by Molley @ A Mother Life

 

So it's Valentine's MONTH! Everyone is getting all knotted up about what they're gonna do for Valentines day... Right?! NUH Ah not me. I'm here, I'm warm.... Happy Valentine's Day :) 

 

As we go through the years with our spouses we learn to get over shit. Just move on it's not worth the fight. So what do you do when you have stuff that pissed you off years ago and you never said anything about it? You write a Valentine's list, that's what you do. 

 

I Love you but you pissed me off or I love you but for fuck sake are good ways to start...... You can be as specific as you like, clearly the more details they have the less likely they'll do it again. We know they're not good at subtlety, so say exactly what you need to say, get it off your chest Girl. It'll be the best Valentine's gift you'll ever receive. A gift to yourself.

 

To start you off, I'll give you some examples......Not from my own life you understand. MY husband's perfect :P

 

*I love you but for fuck sake........ can you just use the toilet brush when you take a dump. Honestly I don't wanna see it. I have to clean the damn shitter everyday anyway. At least make sure you've flushed properly. Don't you know the dog drinks here? Can you help a girl out?

 

*I love you but for fuck sake............. can you just help me with the kids this once? I hate it when you announce last minute plans then expect everyone to be ready. I am amazed at the speed you can shower and dress when you want to do something, thats an awesome skill but a little heads up would be nice.... and as for the attitude when we're not ready to leave? Fuck you for that.

 

*I love you but remember that time we had a business meeting in our dining room and it was 6pm and I got the baby up to feed him so my routine wouldn't be screwed up and my boobs wouldn't leak every where? And the meeting was nearly over anyway? Remember when you got the shits because I should have waited? Fuck you for that. It still upsets me. 

 

And so on...... you get the idea.

 

See how cleansing it can be? Now of course I would imagine you will be met with some resistance, so just deliver it naked and tell him to look at it later. Chances are he'll forget all about it, never look at it and you will have purged all the things you were bottling up inside and if he does look at it he'll know not to do it again. He will realise the error of his ways and be so grateful that you stuck around for his arseholery. Trust me, it's a word....